Random Hamburger

Time to eat some hamburgers, OSR-style! No more of that pansy 'put what you want inside your burger'. No, no, these are randomly generated hamburgers which require you to roll on tables to see what you'll have in your hamburger. No more of that proper diet balancing or checking for sodium or account for taste. This is a real man's hamburger!

A blog with a picture of a hamburger.
How original of me.

How much Hit Dice does it have? What's the bun type?

d6	Bun
1-3	Sesame Seed Bun. Because why redo perfection?
4	Slice bread. The original burger bun. Look it up!
5	Kaiser Bread.
6	English Muffin. Gain +1 to breakfast.

What's the patty made of?

d6	Patty
1-3	Beef.
4	Pork.
5	Chicken.
6	Meat substitute/veggie burger.

What do you put in the burger?

d10	Sauce
1	Ketchup.
2	Ketchup+Mustard.
3	Mustard.
4	Mustard+Relish.
5	Relish.
6	Relish+Ketchup.
7	Ketchup+Mustard+Relish.
8	BBQ Sauce.
9	Mayonnaise.
10	Salsa.

d8	Cheese
1	No cheese.
2	That disgusting orange slice cheese.
3	Cheeze Whiz.
4	Cheddar.
5	Brie.
6	Monterrey Jack.
7	Goat Cheese.
8	Swiss Cheese.

d6	Roll 1d4 times.
1	Lettuce.
2	Tomato.
3	Bacon.
4	Onions.
5	Olives.
6	Jalapeno.