The Vendraminian Orc

Danny Vendramini has a pretty cooky and 'out there' theory about Neanderthals: they were mostly nocturnal, carnivorous and even flat out predatory toward ancient humans. Our conception of what ancient human relatives were like has indeed changed over time, from simple minded brutes to being mostly like us. Danny, on the other hand, goes in a radically different direction and posit they were nocturnal cannibals and rapists and are the root of modern humans and our mythology of monsters. Now I will fully admit to knowing a whole lot about Neanderthals or if his theory has any valid ideas in it. It probably doesn't and might end up in the dustbin of cooky, crackpot theories. However, if one look into it we see some interesting recurring elements spanning from ancient mythology to modern pop culture emerge.

The 'Real' Monster?

Crackpot's Neanderthal...or just an Orc?

Vendramini's Neanderthal has many features we do associate with our modern conception of Neanderthal, namely its squat and powerful build. His recreation, however, is that of a much more ape-like and monstrous creature whose thick bones are used to support very large muscles. The strange and large eye sockets of Neanderthal skulls are related to their night vision and nocturnal predatory habits. These creatures are exclusively meat eaters and are super predators which hunt both megafauna as much as they hunt early modern humans for meat and/or sexual satisfaction. So what we have here is a short but very powerful, incredibly vicious creature whose ape-like features belies an incredibly high level of intelligence, but this intelligence is that of a born hunter and killer. They stalk the dark forests, hunt and raid in bands and generally tend to despise sunlight because they are nocturnal.

Danny Vendramini's Neanderthals are Orcs. Or rather, they fit in the overall cultural archetype of the orc, the goblin, the troll and similar monsters. This is a point Vendramini even makes: that our concept of monsters, from trolls to werewolves to vampire to the 'woodwose' of medieval folklore to the modern day version of the werewolf myth or even the slashers of B-movies are all expressions of this monster which humanity relegated to myths and legend yet retain a fear on an instinctual and genetic level. These would, in turn, pass on into our collective image with things such as cavemen in pulp novels and Tolkien's creation of the Orc, themselves derived from the myth of Beowulf and the monster Grendel.

But Aren't We (Mostly) Part Neanderthal?

Its generally understood that Neanderthal never truly went extinct and that large groups of human carry in them their DNA. That's the generally agreed story of how Neanderthal came to an 'end': it was out-competed by humans and bred out, their lineage melding into our own and influencing the genetic makeup of many modern human to a varying degree, even if I'm sure by the time I write this post there's going to be a dozen more articles debating the finer points. This part here is asking, if this more fantastical Neanderthal was real within the confines of a fictional setting what would this lingering admixture bring to humanity?

Well, I'll redirect people to a blog that's much more famous than this dumpster fire. This is a post from Joseph Manola at Against the Wicked City. It discuss the 'criminal man' theory from Cesare Lombroso and his idea that some people are just born criminals. The post goes on to postulate about the backstory of the Criminal Man: monstrous, atavistic ogres who live a life of carnage and destruction in the primordial past which became replace by the softer, weaker but more restrained humans. This connect well with Vendramini's version of Neanderthal as a strong, vicious and carnivorous rapist which drove humanity to eventually fight back and destroy them, fading into myths. In the Joseph Manola story, the soft mutants (early Men) are cursed to always carry the blood of the atavistic monsters. In modern genetics, we carry in us the touch of Neanderthal.

Really makes you wonder about the implications if we mix both stories huh?