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Monday, 11 June 2018

Random (Disgusting?) Pizza

What's the best way to break some writer's block? Dumb shit, of course.

Pizza are a staple food of the tabletop game: cheap, generally affordable, filling and usually something most people at the table will enjoy. Most people are generally content with pepperoni and cheese or all-dressed. However, my old tabletop group was...different. It gave birth to unholy, one-of-a-kind abominations as we desperately tried to fit as many unique toppings on a Domino's Pizza online ordering in the early 2010. The end result was (usually) hardly disgusting, usually quite delicious but always a tad bit strange if not disturbing to outsiders. This is a (stupid) post written as an ode to these days gone by, never to come back. There's no pineapple on these tables because fuck pineapple on pizza.

This one is tame, all things considered.

D6
Meat (Roll 1d4 Times, Re rolling identical results)
1-2
Pepperoni
3
Sausage
4
Ham
5
Beef
6
Chicken

D12
Toppings (Roll 1d4+1 times)
1
Extra Cheddar
2
Feta
3
Green Pepper
4
Jalapeno
5
Mushrooms
6
Onions
7
Red Pepper
8
Black Olives
9
Tomatoes
10
Green Olives
11
Dried Tomato
12
Spinach
Yay. Stupid filler.