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Monday, 11 June 2018

Random (Disgusting?) Pizza

What's the best way to break some writer's block? Dumb shit, of course.

Pizza are a staple food of the tabletop game: cheap, generally affordable, filling and usually something most people at the table will enjoy. Most people are generally content with pepperoni and cheese or all-dressed. However, my old tabletop group was...different. It gave birth to unholy, one-of-a-kind abominations as we desperately tried to fit as many unique toppings on a Domino's Pizza online ordering in the early 2010. The end result was (usually) hardly disgusting, usually quite delicious but always a tad bit strange if not disturbing to outsiders. This is a (stupid) post written as an ode to these days gone by, never to come back. There's no pineapple on these tables because fuck pineapple on pizza.

This one is tame, all things considered.

D6
Meat (Roll 1d4 Times, Re rolling identical results)
1-2
Pepperoni
3
Sausage
4
Ham
5
Beef
6
Chicken

D12
Toppings (Roll 1d4+1 times)
1
Extra Cheddar
2
Feta
3
Green Pepper
4
Jalapeno
5
Mushrooms
6
Onions
7
Red Pepper
8
Black Olives
9
Tomatoes
10
Green Olives
11
Dried Tomato
12
Spinach
Yay. Stupid filler.

Monday, 4 June 2018

Exalted: D100 More Realm Names

A sequel to this post and yet another case of 'posting-stuff-I'll-need-later'. The previous tables lacked options for personal/given names, especially for Dynasts. Obviously these are given names, as Dynast all bear the name of their house which come first, rather than last. Hence Cathak Avaku's given name is Avaku and his surname is Cathak.

When it come to (my take on) Dynast names, there isn't a hard and fast rule when it come to their names: being descendant of presumably disparate lines from across the Shogunate, married to the Empress and her children and united into the Scarlet Dynasty, it is likely that the Dynasts have quite a bit more variety in their names due to the mixture of cultures from beyond the Blessed Isle and the repeat of said pre-Dynastic names whenever someone felt like naming a child after a famous ancestor. Add in a possible fascination with (censored, mind you) First Age texts and other esoteric matters and it is likely their names are drawn from unique sources. Perhaps the alternate spellings are closer to the original non-Modern Realm spelling? Or it could be the other way around. Who knows?

The choice of 'sounds' in the various names were inspired by the various Dynast names found throughout the lore. In addition, words which end in a consonant can get one more variety by adding a vowel to it, such as -a or -u for example.
D100
Name
D100
Name
1
Besgezen (Besgezer, Beskezen)
51
Aita (Aruta, Aitas)
2
Keramet (Kesma, Keramatu)
52
Sedus (Sedex, Sudesh)
3
Semet (Semetsu. Sermeske)
53
Essara (Erusa, Essus)
4
Naban (Nabanu, Nebens)
54
Zeivik (Zeivira, Zeivius)
5
Chasel (Charusen, Chaysen)
55
Carravi (Karabi, Carrasus)
6
Radoras (Randoras, Uradora)
56
Isharas (Irusha, Eishara)
7
Teyja (Teyra, Teyba)
57
Nasura (Nashura, Nessura)
8
Saris (Seris, Shuris)
58
Dores (Doresu, Deres)
9
Vadak (Vadaku, Vennak)
59
Tabalo (Tabaro, Uratabo)
10
Kalen (Kaylen, Kayren)
60
Charance (Charande, Churande)
11
Cheraus (Cheron, Cheres)
61
Rasira (Rasires, Urasir)
12
Uras (Juras, Suras)
62
Alakes (Arakes, Arakis)
13
Mekus (Mekusu, Merkus)
63
Daarada (Darada, Daraddus)
14
Jetel (Jiteyu, Chetel)
64
Janesa (Jaresa, Junessa)
15
Batyu (Batiyu, Batau)
65
Zalara (Zalas, Zerasa)
16
Keytan (Kaitan, Kaiten)
66
Usheres (Usheras, Ushen)
17
Viran (Viruna, Veyran)
67
Kabes (Kaben, Kuben)
18
Aresa (Aresha, Aressal)
68
Vess (Vessa, Uvess)
19
Kes (Kesa, Kess)
69
Lagus (Ragus, Uragus)
20
Chelas (Cheras, Chelak)
70
Odam (Odames, Eudam)
21
Sarantars (Sarantar, Sherantar)
71
Kazoma (Kazome, Karome)
22
Erszen (Urzen, Seresen)
72
Suza (Sura, Shura)
23
Auxedes (Arukes, Arkes)
73
Zosha (Zoshas, Zushara)
24
Jara (Jaran, Chara)
74
Veesha (Veera, Vishura)
25
Kuren (Kures, Kureno)
75
Kotore (Katore, Katar)
26
Vharo (Bharo, Vharok)
76
Nogu (Nagu, Nagusa)
27
Bergus (Vergus, Berugun)
77
Areja (Aresa, Arusa)
28
Malek (Malik, Marek)
78
Sojis (Suji, Sojita)
29
Daren (Darek, Deren)
79
Xadalas (Xuradas, Xuras)
30
Reges (Reger, Ragess)
80
Isura (Isus, Esura)
31
Magnes (Margnes, Megens)
81
Narase (Narashu, Narsus)
32
Garen (Geren, Garek)
82
Kappen (Kappu, Kapeshu)
33
Jarak (Jaras, Jarek)
83
Parak (Pakus, Upaku)
34
Taibo (Chaibo, Taiben)
84
Golsa (Gorsa, Guras)
35
Hanku (Hangu, Chanku)
85
Nishu (Nashu, Narash)
36
Caldus (Kaldus, Kardus)
86
Mesza (Mezaras, Mezus)
37
Pralas (Purala, Pralus)
87
Kiala (Kiara, Kushira)
38
Arja (Arjan, Arija)
88
Iruas (Irusha, Eirush)
39
Kerek (Kurek, Kirek)
89
Tabbas (Tabasu, Tebes)
40
Tolba (Tolben, Toburo)
90
Neda (Nedassus, Neserez)
41
Suvan (Suva, Subula)
91
Terka (Terkus, Tarak)
42
Karil (Kari, Kuril)
92
Issa (Issak, Isara)
43
Akuba (Okuba, Akba)
93
Kamra (Kamura, Kammash)
44
Julis (Juris, Julus)
94
Farsa (Farasa, Ferash)
45
Maraka (Maraks, Muraka)
95
Ezad (Ezara, Ezus)
46
Zala (Zalea, Zurala)
96
Yashur (Yashud, Iyasha)
47
Rana (Ranan, Rannas)
97
Otala (Otara, Otsya)
48
Cadan (Caydan, Cadas)
98
Sezem (Shuzes, Sharaze)
49
Onas (Onasu, Odas)
99
Mermes (Merumes, Mares)
50
Mira (Miras, Mirasu)
100
Satare (Shatare, Hishare)