Pizza are a staple food of the tabletop game: cheap, generally affordable, filling and usually something most people at the table will enjoy. Most people are generally content with pepperoni and cheese or all-dressed. However, my old tabletop group was...different. It gave birth to unholy, one-of-a-kind abominations as we desperately tried to fit as many unique toppings on a Domino's Pizza online ordering in the early 2010. The end result was (usually) hardly disgusting, usually quite delicious but always a tad bit strange if not disturbing to outsiders. This is a (stupid) post written as an ode to these days gone by, never to come back. There's no pineapple on these tables because fuck pineapple on pizza.
|This one is tame, all things considered.|
Meat (Roll 1d4 Times, Re rolling identical results)
Toppings (Roll 1d4+1 times)
Yay. Stupid filler.